AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT FROM THE 6TH GRADE
Welcome to the place where tests never stop, homework multiplies like fractions, and "just one more quiz" is the biggest lie ever told.
1. Simplify 18/24 ✓
2. Find the area of a triangle ✗
3. What is a ratio? ½
4. Show your work ✗✗
5. Bonus: why? ?!
where is your work?? -2
A totally scientific count of what one 6th grade year feels like. (Not real data. But it feels real.)
Five days. Way too many tests. Every single day has something, and Thursday is somehow the worst.
ok, I'm fine…
mitochondria = powerhouse
who moved this??
my hand hurts
HELP
How stressed are you right now?
INVENTORY
0%
Totally chill (it's summer?)
A list of official complaints, written on notebook paper, graded by nobody.
I got the right answer. Why does it matter HOW? The answer is right there. Circled. Twice.
-2 no work shown
A test you can't study for that shows up out of nowhere like a jump scare in a horror movie.
surprise!!
So the whole weekend is for studying now? That's not a weekend. That's just Saturday school at home.
bye weekend
If Jacob has 37 watermelons, why? Nobody needs that many watermelons. Jacob needs help.
jacob pls
Everything is on the test. The whole book is on the test. Probably my lunch is on the test.
study EVERYTHING
You finish the test, then wait a whole week to find out how it went. The suspense is too much.
grade pending…
Every time you think about exams, press it. Let it all out.
groans so far
Too many exams? Take a break with a joke so bad it's good. Press the button for a new one.
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
Leave a nice message for everyone who visits this site. You can delete your own messages any time. Keep it kind, and never share your real name, school, address or phone number.
Loading messages…
where 6th graders go to escape exams
if only…
Emily, happy with Sir Flaps-a-Lot.
it's dark in here… and it smells weird
the strictest house on the whole street
very clean. very quiet. very suspicious.
143 groans?! you groaned your way to the most popular girl in 6th grade
everything is perfect. nothing is allowed to be touched.
it's locked.
the only place in the house that's actually hers
💖 PRIVATE!! KEEP OUT!!! 💖
you flew all the way up to the sky… and it's smiling at you
POP QUIZ · HAUNTED HOUSE EDITION
Name: ______ · You can't leave until it's done.
Question 1 of 5
You finished it! Now you're allowed to throw it away.
⚠️ A MESSAGE FROM THE SLIME ⚠️
You fixed EVERYTHING! 🎉 But listen up, kid…
This is JUST A GAME. In real life, please don't:
If you mess up for real, say sorry for real. (Pink tape not included.)
— The Slime 💚 (I'm gross, but I'm wise)
Brain fried from studying? Swipe across the fruit to slice it. Just don't slice the POP QUIZZES, or you'll get slimed!
READY TO SLICE?
Swipe to slice. Miss 3 fruits or slice 3 pop quizzes and it's game over. Slicing a pop quiz splats SLIME on your screen!
Best score: 0
Got something on your mind? Say it here, nicely. Nobody else can see your message. Only the owner of this site can read it, and your voice is never saved, just the words.
Only you can see this, because you own the site. Messages are text only, no voices.
Loading messages…